thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

cucumburlesque:

"hey, do you want the rest of my salad?"image

"how about some of my fries?"image

lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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sooo-two-years-ago:

all the other kids with the

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better run, better run
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lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

clashboarding:

when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change

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