imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
"hey, do you want the rest of my salad?"
"how about some of my fries?"
"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
all the other kids with the
better run, better run
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change