everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
60 MPH OF DAD
"You’re gonna do great today"
if you see this text post while on your dash u have been visited by the text post of confusion?
reblog in 15 seconds and get good luck. or money? love? wait was it 15 seconds or 10 seconds? I’m not sure?
the last one took me a minute…
this is fucking amazing
one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken
me: i should get in the shower
*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*
me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
Robert Jensen (via nau-see)
also gotta point out that men can’t cry because it’s seen as a womanly emotion and this is weak because women are seen as weak, so it comes from the oppression of women to start.(via mayagoo)
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog