Bitches get stitches

briangefrich:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

cocoacannon:

dual-destininies:

fandomstuck:

if you see this text post while on your dash u have been visited by the text post of confusion?

reblog in 15 seconds and get good luck. or money? love? wait was it 15 seconds or 10 seconds? I’m not sure?

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perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

stupidsheets:

letusneverspeakofthis:

did-you-kno:

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Source

the last one took me a minute…

this is fucking amazing

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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okaywork:

me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

Toxic masculinity hurts men, but there’s a big difference between women dealing with the constant threat of being raped, beaten, and killed by the men in their lives, and men not being able to cry.
Robert Jensen  (via nau-see)

also gotta point out that men can’t cry because it’s seen as a womanly emotion and this is weak because women are seen as weak, so it comes from the oppression of women to start.

(via mayagoo)
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog