Bitches get stitches

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

laurencarmel:

Oh my goodness.

bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

mypatronusisyou:

Have any of you ever had a creepy furby experience? I’m asking for science.